Serving the Gambino Family for over 52 years!
The Gambino
Family Gazette
Tueday - March 21, 2023 New York, NY * Still "FREE"
03c.gif (810 bytes)
03c.gif (810 bytes)

Bill Gates Found Dead

Donny Denucci

Donny Denucci Questioned By Redmond Police

Inside sources revealed today that Network systems flunky Donny Denucci (aka Handyman) was questioned in a gang style hit on Redmond resident Bill Gates. Handyman is well known in family circles to specialize in electronic e-commerce scams.

The victim Bill Gates was described as having graying hair, sorta red and blotchy eyes, somewhere around 5'-7'' tall, and 130-140 pounds. The body was found early evening hanging out of a dumpster. The County Coroner has determined that it was "death by asphyxiation".

The family law firm was quick to arrange the release of "Handyman" without charges being filed. When contacted, the firm denied any knowledge of a rumor that at least 1 times, in the past 30 days, they have been called upon to represent the family on various charges.

Law enforcement later questioned Don Shanks, former supervisor to the victim. Initial reports indicate that Don Shanks was watching Howard Stern in LA at the time of the incident. No further information is available at this time.

(Translation provided by
03c.gif (810 bytes)

Classified Advertisements

Available Talent for your hit needs can be found at The Family Talent web pages located in your favorite browser at should you require special services. Feel free to browse our talent and arrange for your future hit needs.
Free Virtual Picture Postcards are available at and can be delivered to any and all of your friends. Do something nice for someone.
It isn't nice to forget and now you don't have to! Have all of your important events available to you on the web at the click of a button. Have your virtual calendar send you an e-mail reminder as far in advance as you choose. Visit
03c.gif (810 bytes)
Today's Weather
Quotable Quotes
Random Insight
"During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner.""
Book of the Month
Boss of Bosses : The Fall of the Godfather : The FBI and Paul Castellano Amazon Books ISBN: 0440212294
by: Joseph F. O'Brien
03c.gif (810 bytes)
Copyright 1999 Productive Connection | All Rights Reserved Gambino, Tombe, & Assoc., Inc.