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Christopher J. Gambino (aka 'Fingers')
Occupation (Cover):
Author
Specializes in:
being just as dangerous with a pen as with a semi-automatic
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Who you wanna Whack?
(first & last name)
How do you know them:
Ex-husband
Husband
Ex-wife
Wife
Aunt
Uncle
Cousin
Niece
Nephew
Sister in law
Sister
Brother in law
Brother
Mother in law
Step mother
Mother
Father in law
Step father
Father
dearest friend
distant friend
known enemy
Godfather
Godson
Godmother
employee
former employee
co-worker
supervisor
former supervisor
former drug dealer
ex-bookee
travel companion
ex-bartender
former cell mate
son
daughter
What do we look for.. How tall?:
way over 6 feet
over 6 feet
somewhere around 6'-0''
somewhere around 5'-11''
somewhere around 5'-10''
somewhere around 5'-9''
somewhere around 5'-8''
somewhere around 5'-7''
somewhere around 5'-6''
somewhere around 5'-5''
somewhere around 5'-4''
somewhere around 5'-3''
somewhere around 5'-2''
somewhere around 5'-1''
somewhere around 5'-0''
somewhere around 4'-11''
somewhere around 4'-10''
somewhere around 4'-9''
somewhere around 4'-8''
somewhere around 4'-7''
somewhere around 4'-6''
somewhere around 4'-5''
somewhere around 4'-4''
somewhere around 4'-3''
somewhere around 4'-2''
somewhere around 4'-1''
somewhere around 4'-0''
under 4 feet
way under 4 feet
How much do they weigh:
way under 100 pounds
under 100 pounds
110-120 pounds
120-130 pounds
130-140 pounds
140-150 pounds
150-160 pounds
160-170 pounds
170-180 pounds
180-190 pounds
190-200 pounds
200-210 pounds
210-220 pounds
220-230 pounds
230-240 pounds
240-250 pounds
250-260 pounds
260-270 pounds
270-280 pounds
280-290 pounds
290-300 pounds
over 300 pounds
way over 300 pounds
Hair Color:
blonde
red
brown
black
auburn
dishwater blonde
gray
graying
blue
blonde with orange highlights
very different
very little
no
sort of greasy
long and flowing
Eye Color:
blue
brown
hazel
sorta red and blotchy
gray
very odd
green
glassy
brown and blue
Where do we find them? (City):
Now.. Down to the dirty details..
Type of hit:
cement shoe fitting
car bomb
asphyxiation
strenuous bedroom activity
a form of tickle torture
poison
organ removal
piano wire strangulation
Prozac overdose
a friendly game of Russian Roulette
hair dryer in the hot tub
sulfuric acid bath
chain saw decapitation
a visit not unlike one from Dr.Jack Kevorkian
Viagra overdose
a simple bullet to the head
a spray of machine gun bullets
multiple knife wounds
a singe knife wound in the back
When do we do it:
very early morning
early morning
mid morning
late morning
at exactly noon
early afternoon
mid afternoon
late afternoon
early evening
mid evening
late evening
very late evening
at precisely midnight
Where is the body found?:
in the study
in the den
in the kitchen
in the bedroom
in the living room
in the back yard
in the garage
in the front yard
on the front porch
hanging out of a dumpster
scattered here and there
behind the gym
floating in the ocean
floating near the beach
only after hours of underwater search
Play some music for them?:
No Music
Gambino Theme
And of course YOU will need assurance of innocence
When it happens YOU are:
skiing the slopes
in the oval office
under the desk in the Oval Office
watching Howard Stern
selling Girl Scout cookies
giving testimony at a Senate hearing
giving a lecture on global peace
accepting the Nobel peace prize
accepting an Oscar
on a date with his buddies wife
on a date with her girlfriends husband
at choir practice
at a swimsuit competition
getting a makeover
in an ice cream parlor
getting a massage
at the bar in front of a big screen
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